Valentines Stalker

This was a Valentines Day I won't soon forget. On top of getting a sweet delivery of a rose, balloon, cupcake and chocolates to my door that morning, I was surprised to receive a box delivered by ProFlowers. My joy turned to dread as I read the card on top "Happy Valentines Day Smookie Bear. I love you, John." JOHN? Oh my gosh? Who was this creep? How did he get my address and phone number and why is he calling me Smookie Bear?! Was he a stalker? Has he been watching me? Following me?
Before I let my imagination run any wilder, I gave Marlon a call. He assured me that the flowers were from him, but the card was, obviously, mixed up with someone elses. What a relief! A nice bonus was that we ended up getting them for free when Marlon called and complained that instead of enjoying the bouquet, his wife had been worrying about a stalker. What's better than flowers? Free flowers! I hope John's wife enjoyed the sweet note from Marlon :)